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ID: Jude Mathis
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Meat. They've been eating lots of meat and won't touch vegetables.

I've been trying to get them to eat more balanced meals but it seems to always turn out this way. No, I don't think they always have stomach problems.

What's going on? Do you have any idea why it causes so much agony in the butt?

[ #lawsbutt problems ]

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A protein heavy diet lacking in fibres can cause constipation, but the severity and frequency you're describing are not normal. That this hasn't always been an issue supports that too, it sounds like a recent change to their diet may be the cause.

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Just making sure, Alphen. Is it possible you're confusion diarrhea with constipation?

[this is definitely what he spent 3 years in the capital studying for,]

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[ wow Jude is actually a genius. The mystery has been solved. ]

You know I didn't think of it that way before. Oh my gosh, you're right.

It could be diarrhea.

What should I do to help with butt pains?

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[WHY DOES ALPHEN KEEP WRITING BUTT PAINS]

Did you not ask your friend? Whether the discharge is solid and difficult to get out, or too liquid and the flow won't stop?

[he is SO glad this is in writing and not a face-to-face conversation.]

Stay hydrated with drinking lots of water, for starters.

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[ The butt pains part is very important. very IMPORTANT. ]

He says it's on fire.

It's on FIRE! That's why I'm really worried about my friend. It's not normal for your butt to burn.



[ no, no it's not... ]